{ "request": { "status_code": 200, "success": true }, "response": { "message": "Here are everyone\u2019s latest statuses.", "statuses": [ { "id": "69f560aa6deec", "address": "itsbrian", "created": "1777688746", "relative_time": "1 minute ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfae", "background_color": "e7e4f6", "content": "There are like 12 FF7 remakes. Can I have just one Illusion of Gaia?", "external_url": "https:\/\/shakedown.social\/users\/Brian\/statuses\/116502609683181345" }, { "id": "69f554d44363c", "address": "maryseph", "created": "1777685716", "relative_time": "51 minutes ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc4b", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Hi, I'm Mary. New member here.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f5446f82201", "address": "32x33", "created": "1777681519", "relative_time": "2 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd16", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "..::Scar::.. shared: DataCenter.FM \ud83e\udd16\ud83d\udd0a The sound of AI - https:\/\/datacenter.fm", "external_url": "https:\/\/discord.gg\/wJtXFq8Sdf" }, { "id": "69f5304da0474", "address": "phillycodehound", "created": "1777676365", "relative_time": "3 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "I'm feeling geeky AF today!", "external_url": "https:\/\/indieweb.social\/users\/phillycodehound\/statuses\/116501798293260728" }, { "id": "69f50e5b33484", "address": "brennan", "created": "1777667675", "relative_time": "5 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddf5", "background_color": "e2f0f7", "content": "Today is the day I attempt to add threading functionality to my site's comment section.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/115704988476598934\/statuses\/116501228753267771" }, { "id": "69f50649d414d", "address": "d1va007", "created": "1777665609", "relative_time": "6 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0a", "background_color": "ffdbdb", "content": "21:00 BST A lovely day but now my social battery is depleted", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f4f481b7f71", "address": "mikerastiello", "created": "1777661057", "relative_time": "7 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udda5\ufe0f", "background_color": "dbffff", "content": "It\u2019s painful watching other people operate a computer.", "external_url": "https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/mikerastiello\/statuses\/116500795071476766" }, { "id": "69f4da83914a7", "address": "bixfrankonis", "created": "1777654403", "relative_time": "9 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udde0", "background_color": "ffdbf9", "content": "Social Security has decided that June will begin with a physical assessment on the first day of the month and end with a psychological assessment on the last day of the month, and then we\u2019ll know once and for all whether or not Supplemental Security Income is in the cards.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f4c34c83943", "address": "aaronaiken", "created": "1777648460", "relative_time": "11 hours ago", "emoji": "\u2600\ufe0f", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "the sun is shining today! TGIF!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f4ba6e62d58", "address": "halley", "created": "1777646190", "relative_time": "11 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude34", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "It\u2019s Friday, and what a week it has been.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/halley\/statuses\/116499820724798314" }, { "id": "69f49d393cfff", "address": "sinistergrackle", "created": "1777638713", "relative_time": "13 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcd3", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "Been a long week. Tired, but will make it through. Still working through ideas about stickers, notepads, sticky notes, bookmarks, etc., and started thinking about art trading cards, something I haven't thought about in twenty years. Still needing to break my habits and loosen up on the page, still too rigid with things.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f49b2f31a1c", "address": "xaro", "created": "1777638191", "relative_time": "14 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0e", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "Summer. \r\nDrinking. \r\nWarm.\r\nBroke.\r\nHappy.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f499480de0f", "address": "itsrob", "created": "1777637704", "relative_time": "14 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "The sweater I got for christmas kept picking up static electricity so I finally went to the store and exchanged it for a new one free of charge", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/itsrob\/statuses\/116499264542029707" }, { "id": "69f498689ba6d", "address": "kris", "created": "1777637480", "relative_time": "14 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0c", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Enjoying a nice day off.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f486af28a1b", "address": "bsag", "created": "1777632943", "relative_time": "15 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc07", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "Absolutely fell down the rabbit hole this morning exploring this collection of old postcards and their messages on Onceposted. \n\nhttps:\/\/onceposted.com\n\nOver the last century the writing style became less formal, but the obsession with communicating the state of the weather did not \ud83d\ude02\n\nDo check out the London Airport one from 1962 - Coco (I think) is intriguing. So many stories could be woven around these cards.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/bsag\/statuses\/116498952554487069" }, { "id": "69f47c45d44a6", "address": "sylvia", "created": "1777630277", "relative_time": "16 hours ago", "emoji": "\u2615", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "have been home for an hour. Am sitting with a cat curled up next to my leg and coffee in my belly. Life is good!\r\n\r\nI'm now waiting for the sun to curve around the house so I can sit on the balcony in the shadow with a book, basking in the warmth of this gorgeous first of May :)", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/sylvia\/statuses\/116498777881664629" }, { "id": "69f47915e8eb0", "address": "mihobu", "created": "1777629461", "relative_time": "16 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfa9", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "Added speech bubbles to my [Spanish notebook](https:\/\/cuaderno.ai5.mx\/). #spanish #css", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/mihobu\/statuses\/116498724408274740" }, { "id": "69f46bd17f936", "address": "jezlyn", "created": "1777626065", "relative_time": "17 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude3a", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Cuties \r\n\r\nhttps:\/\/jezlyn.weblog.lol\/2026\/05\/loafing-with-their-tails-up\r\n\r\n#NekoAtsume2 #cats ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f462be692ff", "address": "taoofcoffee", "created": "1777623742", "relative_time": "18 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcaa", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Celebrating the first of May by listening to speeches and marching through town. #solidarity", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f45f28d6df3", "address": "snuggle", "created": "1777622824", "relative_time": "18 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udfe2", "background_color": "e4f6e7", "content": "Available", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f444597adf3", "address": "jam", "created": "1777615961", "relative_time": "20 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd66", "background_color": "e4f6e7", "content": "I've lost 30lbs in the past 2 months. I still can't believe it's actually happening. Maybe I'll finally fit in my warm clothes by winter...", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f440cc363f8", "address": "nicola", "created": "1777615052", "relative_time": "20 hours ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc11", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "Did the usual rounds last night. Bottle fed the lambs. Suggested we add number 4 to the merry little band as his Mum still hates him. Seems like the best plan to me. Fed the orchard trio. On the way back to the car, I heard a lamb crying. I went to investigate. Lamby had managed to find itself on the opposite side of the fence to its Mum, teetering on the edge of the stream. I proceeded gingerly as I didn't want it to fall in. Fortunately, it didn't attempt to run away and I scooped it up and popped it over the stock fence. Then nudged the Mum along to regroup with the other twin.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116371342342051737\/statuses\/116497780050162853" }, { "id": "69f40ce624089", "address": "ericmwalk", "created": "1777601766", "relative_time": "1 day ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfd2", "background_color": "ffdbdb", "content": "Great win and series for the Wild taking down the Stars!", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/ericmwalk\/statuses\/116496909337395792" }, { "id": "69f40956d5318", "address": "untilted", "created": "1777600854", "relative_time": "1 day ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf10", "background_color": "dbffff", "content": "NEW BLOG POST ON UNTILTED.LOL AND DOTART.BLOG\/UNTILTED: \"I Do Not Care For Categories\"\r\n\r\nPublished on: April 30, 2026\r\n\r\nhttps:\/\/untilted.lol\/untilted-dot-lol-blog (click Posts and see the latest blog post)\r\n\r\nhttps:\/\/dotart.blog\/untilted\/i-do-not-care-for-categories\r\n\r\n(and yes, I posted a new comic that day at https:\/\/mastodon.art\/@untilted\/116494637498352546 on BMAC and Comic Fury)", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f3aa4a8a2ce", "address": "mijo", "created": "1777576522", "relative_time": "1 day ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0e", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "P\u00e1gina \/now reci\u00e9n actualizada y newsletter mensual reci\u00e9n enviado", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/mijo\/statuses\/116495254972715220" }, { "id": "69f3a57eccd5c", "address": "atog", "created": "1777575294", "relative_time": "1 day ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udd7a", "background_color": "dbf9ff", "content": "Maccie toe en omkleden. Ik ga dansen! \ud83e\udea9", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/atog\/statuses\/116495174513183065" }, { "id": "69f303f42a84d", "address": "flamed", "created": "1777533940", "relative_time": "1 day ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddff", "background_color": "e4f3f6", "content": "Transferring hype stickers from the plastic wrap to the new vinyl sleeves", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/flamed\/statuses\/116492464294567164" }, { "id": "69f2f2b0df778", "address": "cygnoir", "created": "1777529520", "relative_time": "1 day ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcda", "background_color": "f3f6e4", "content": "Why didn\u2019t anyone tell me about \u201cLincoln in the Bardo\u201d? (Just kidding. You did. You told me. I am finally reading it. Wow. Just. Wow.)", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/cygnoir\/statuses\/116492174673328006" }, { "id": "69f2ef03511e2", "address": "z428", "created": "1777528579", "relative_time": "1 day ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf10", "background_color": "dbffff", "content": "Lost in translation, but describing the side-effects of people trying to keep communication across protocol and platform boundaries. Or: How to embrace fragility in technical systems by free choice because more reliable solutions would be limiting and more demanding.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/z428\/statuses\/116492112966511654" }, { "id": "69f2eadb030cb", "address": "whaley", "created": "1777527515", "relative_time": "1 day ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd6e", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Whaley preparing to say goodbye to Autumn and hello to spring \r\n![](https:\/\/cdn.some.pics\/whaley\/69f2ea371df3b.jpg)\r\n", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f2c928bffd8", "address": "rscottjones", "created": "1777518888", "relative_time": "1 day ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude99", "background_color": "e2f0f7", "content": "On another roadtrip.", "external_url": "https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/rscottjones\/statuses\/116491477883454676" }, { "id": "69f28a8e417d8", "address": "hemisphericviews", "created": "1777502862", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf99\ufe0f", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "Episode 162\r\n\u2705 Record\r\n\u2705 Edit\r\n\u2705 Show Notes\r\n\u2705 Schedule for Release", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/hemisphericviews\/statuses\/116490427572215054" }, { "id": "69f257b60dd08", "address": "pratik", "created": "1777489846", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\u26bd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Atleti and Arsenal be like, nahi pehle aap. By this time, Paris and Bayern already had a goal each.", "external_url": "https:\/\/writing.exchange\/users\/pratik\/statuses\/116489574544902500" }, { "id": "69f2513e77679", "address": "karsh", "created": "1777488190", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0b", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Coconut rice seasoned with furikake and nanami togarishi. \r\nA can of DongWon hot pepper tuna. \r\nHalf an avocado. \r\nTopped with healthy swizzles of Kewpie mayo and sriracha. \r\nMix it all up and eat it on its own or folded into a seaweed snack.\r\n\r\nDELICIOUS.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f236f606c9f", "address": "tp", "created": "1777481462", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcc0", "background_color": "ffe7db", "content": "Review some logs and Metallica\u2019s - Enter Sandman comes on. Was mentally transported back to the time I had my discman on a greyhound bus listening to the black album on repeat and playing Pok\u00e9mon Blue on a clear game boy pocket off to see my first girlfriend. The stories of a cross country greyhound ride.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/tp\/statuses\/116489025086118143" }, { "id": "69f23288ed081", "address": "bendaubney", "created": "1777480328", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcaa", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Super stressful day, a lot going on, but managed to get wide grins from a client that was really frustrated with us earlier in the week. I take that as a win. ", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/bendaubney\/statuses\/116488950830036883" }, { "id": "69f2326dc8677", "address": "macmanx", "created": "1777480301", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd14", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Regarding Gemini, which pulls memories from all your Google data, I wonder if Google is regretting the closure of the Google+ social network.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/macmanx\/statuses\/116488949024803079" }, { "id": "69f21f9322ca0", "address": "tienn", "created": "1777475475", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude44", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "\u8f2a\u62f1\u6a61\u81a0\u64e6\u649e\u5230\u5c0d\u65b9\u5de6\u5f8c\u4fdd\u96aa\u687f\r\n\r\n\uff03\u5fc3\u592a\u6025 \r\n\uff03\u5c0d\u65b9\u8981\u505c\u4e0d\u505c\u7684", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f219da69a9d", "address": "adjb", "created": "1777474010", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Memory and Meaning of the American Founding: Haudenosaunee Confederacy L... https:\/\/youtu.be\/IbvfVhIpIzI?si=iifTq_BAsh-pZgyU via @YouTube ", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/adjb\/statuses\/116488536738080419" }, { "id": "69f20e8624fff", "address": "yolo", "created": "1777471110", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc40", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "Browsing [Federaci\u00f3 Balear de Balconing](https:\/\/www.balcon.ing\/).", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/yolo\/statuses\/116488346665146774" }, { "id": "69f206fd2ef4a", "address": "jwq", "created": "1777469181", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0f", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "I left GitHub before it was cool.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f1eb24957bd", "address": "swizzlevixen", "created": "1777462052", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfa7", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "Earworm of the Wee Hours: \nApply Some Pressure (ft. Paul Smith) \u2014 Mark Ronson\nhttps:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=3mSHQrb26Wg&si=P2TzEp7XMJ2SGiWV ", "external_url": "https:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=3mSHQrb26Wg&si=P2TzEp7XMJ2SGiWV" }, { "id": "69f1e6abe520d", "address": "purplelime", "created": "1777460907", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc83", "background_color": "f7e2e2", "content": "Gallivanting", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116456572209494883\/statuses\/116487678053686771" }, { "id": "69f1d2b988b82", "address": "alkaid", "created": "1777455801", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude10", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Eh...forget it. Too much effort to balance an additional account just for stuff I'll never post or share.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69f19b24edc2f", "address": "rickenharp", "created": "1777441572", "relative_time": "2 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude05", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Currently trying to learn\n- game recording\n- video editing\n- motion graphics\n- design\nin parallel. And all of it is fun, there is just... too much of everything so I'm DDOSing my poor #AuDHD brain.\nSend help!", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/rickenharp\/statuses\/116486410916522416" }, { "id": "69f147bd462a2", "address": "m37", "created": "1777420221", "relative_time": "3 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc36", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Trying to work with Jinx to type with one arm around her neck while she sits next to me, but she\u2019s not going for it. If my hand isn't petting her, she just glares.", "external_url": "https:\/\/pnw.zone\/users\/jason\/statuses\/116485011618952755" }, { "id": "69f0faa937443", "address": "alexzeecomedy", "created": "1777400489", "relative_time": "3 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfa9", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "Happy Fedora 44 Day!", "external_url": "https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/alexzeecomedy\/statuses\/116483718446192421" }, { "id": "69f0f696604bf", "address": "syl", "created": "1777399446", "relative_time": "3 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfb6", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "I went back and added some songs to my Crucial Tracks profile! Been listening to a lot of Hemlocke Springs lately. https:\/\/www.crucialtracks.org\/profile\/crimsonlea", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/syl\/statuses\/116483650097747306" }, { "id": "69f0d316de303", "address": "andypiper", "created": "1777390358", "relative_time": "3 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udd0d", "background_color": "dbffff", "content": "Welp. Time to find a new job!", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/andypiper\/statuses\/116483054552416026" }, { "id": "69f0bdb2ccb9f", "address": "zz", "created": "1777384882", "relative_time": "3 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude34", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Everything on hold! Too sleepy", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/zz\/statuses\/116482695671928740" }, { "id": "69f0b81ca358c", "address": "antoine", "created": "1777383452", "relative_time": "3 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf7e", "background_color": "f3f6e4", "content": "Oh ! did not see it ! I won a Stack Overflow \"Challenge Coder\" badge on a cool CSS challenge\r\nhttps:\/\/stackoverflow.com\/help\/badges\/12376\/challenge-coder?userid=15006246\r\n\r\n#CSS #Challenge", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/antoine\/statuses\/116482601932883078" }, { "id": "69f04be74da68", "address": "jsanz", "created": "1777355751", "relative_time": "3 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd18", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Bon dia\r\n\r\nhttps:\/\/music.youtube.com\/watch?v=h-Nk44EipLs", "external_url": "https:\/\/mapstodon.space\/users\/jorgesanz\/statuses\/116480786506871016" }, { "id": "69f02d208deaf", "address": "holyshit", "created": "1777347872", "relative_time": "3 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc22", "background_color": "e4f6f0", "content": "Holy shit I almost forgot about the turtles. ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69efecbfceee5", "address": "peterw", "created": "1777331391", "relative_time": "4 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude97", "background_color": "ffdbf0", "content": "My morning routine currently involves coffee and reading EV reviews. I nearly set up a spreadsheet yesterday to track things but pulled myself up before I disappeared completely down the rabbit hole.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69efbca62591b", "address": "von", "created": "1777319078", "relative_time": "4 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude37", "background_color": "f3dbff", "content": "Finally starting to feel better", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69ef9c0bc42a9", "address": "penaddict", "created": "1777310731", "relative_time": "4 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd19", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Content schedule, week of 4\/27\/2026: (all times Eastern)\r\n\r\nTuesday, 10 a.m.: Stream at https:\/\/www.twitch.tv\/PenAddict - Pen Show Swag Unboxing\r\n\r\nWednesday, 2 p.m.: Stream at https:\/\/www.twitch.tv\/PenAddict - Organizing\/Review Prep\r\n\r\nThursday, 9 a.m.: Podcast at https:\/\/www.relay.fm\/live - Talking to that Myke guy\r\n\r\nThursday, 10:30 a.m.: Stream at https:\/\/www.twitch.tv\/PenAddict - Postcarding\r\n\r\nMembers content: Refill #522 kicking off May!", "external_url": "https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/penaddict\/statuses\/116477836107140744" }, { "id": "69ef6c2dad6fd", "address": "jf", "created": "1777298477", "relative_time": "4 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "why does @apple photos have two 3-dot menu buttons? \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab\ud83d\ude2d\nit's really confusing, I'd even say a bad UX pattern\n.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/@jf\/116477032538238211" }, { "id": "69ef36e4dfbef", "address": "dmh", "created": "1777284836", "relative_time": "4 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "asdfasdf this might be the way im too lazy for full blogs", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69eeed7496997", "address": "roteskuffen", "created": "1777266036", "relative_time": "4 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "The absence of negative is not the same as the presence of positive...just a random thought on a tired Monday morning ", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.vivaldi.net\/users\/LittleRedhead\/statuses\/116474906952865040" }, { "id": "69eed053c4299", "address": "dfir", "created": "1777258579", "relative_time": "4 days ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "#threegoodthings this week\r\n1. 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The music she made with Clannad will always mean so much to me. \n\nClannad has always been a musical touchstone to return to. 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Who gives out the manual? Fuck! Is there an emoji for \"actionable love\"?", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/mmetcalfe\/statuses\/116462356289884122" }, { "id": "69ebffb1787f0", "address": "jinx", "created": "1777074097", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd71", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "recovering from today\u2019s walk", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/jinx\/statuses\/116462328044393417" }, { "id": "69ebf9d5e0178", "address": "otaviocc", "created": "1777072597", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udcbb", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "Still waiting for Obsidian folks to review my plugin to post and edit Pika posts.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69ebd99dcba2d", "address": "erika", "created": "1777064349", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc8e", "background_color": "e2f7f7", "content": "They should build a temple for me & seal me away using 5 differently colored crystals imo", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/erika\/statuses\/116461689222308141" }, { "id": "69ebbb837684d", "address": "rotfl", "created": "1777056643", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Today I've spent an unhealthy amount of time adjusting fonts for #Emacs on Windows: Berkeley Mono doesn't render nicely, no matter how much I fiddle with configuration parameters; in the end I had no choice but to compile yet another Iosevka font set (derived from SS08) and call it a day.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69eb22f91ebfc", "address": "odd", "created": "1777017593", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd27", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Trees having \u00abknown\u00bb each other in the air!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69eaf5251e934", "address": "curiousstranger", "created": "1777005861", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd71", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Late Avs games keeping me up ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69eadde3126f6", "address": "mkasu", "created": "1776999907", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc8a", "background_color": "ffdbdb", "content": "Another two weeks of pain killers and physical therapy prescribed. It feels like pain is even spreading into new body regions. It used to be mainly neck and jaw area but now it spreads down into the leg. Basically whole left body side... We also did an MRI but nothing found so just continuing with pain killers and therapy...", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116069661865594798\/statuses\/116457465901777453" }, { "id": "69eab725a60be", "address": "tristy", "created": "1776989989", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude34", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Moving house has been the most tiring thing I\u2019ve ever done this time around. I could sleep for a week.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/tristy\/statuses\/116456815953948911" }, { "id": "69eaaaa0f0bde", "address": "sybrand", "created": "1776986784", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udeb4", "background_color": "f7f7e2", "content": "Listening to: [Bonnie Dobson & Robert Plant \u2013 Morning Dew](https:\/\/youtu.be\/zZXuuKwhVvI)", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69ea8d64493a4", "address": "dnk", "created": "1776979300", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf7d\ufe0f", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Mit lieben Menschen am Abend eine \ud83c\udf55 essen. #Soulfood und #Soultalk an einem Abend. Das ist schon einen Asbach Uralt wert \u2013 oder so. 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", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/jwithy\/statuses\/116452853421590872" }, { "id": "69e9c1d216ac0", "address": "fraatz", "created": "1776927186", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd37\u200d\u2642\ufe0f", "background_color": "dbf9ff", "content": "dies und das", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e96162b8c86", "address": "lachesis", "created": "1776902498", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfa7", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "trying to get into podcasts", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/lachesis\/statuses\/116451082150291014" }, { "id": "69e9602d50d5a", "address": "rosenbergite", "created": "1776902189", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddfa", "background_color": "f6e7e4", "content": "The joys of laundry night. Please contain your excitement!", "external_url": "https:\/\/petrous.vislae.town\/users\/rosenbergite\/statuses\/116451061877718123" }, { "id": "69e8fe429e3fe", "address": "straybun", "created": "1776877122", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\u25fe", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "I feel like I have no space for myself, I'm claustrophobic everywhere and in all things. ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e8fd9169595", "address": "lorenzo", "created": "1776876945", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\u2328\ufe0f", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "Currently coding my 11ty website ^^. Can't wait to share once it's \"done\". 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", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e5763533558", "address": "cpk", "created": "1776645685", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude16", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Allergies are getting the best of me.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e535edef30d", "address": "pgkr", "created": "1776629229", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcaa", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Went to the gym today. Got me feeling strong.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/pgkr\/statuses\/116433173205462932" }, { "id": "69e4efcc77e20", "address": "tammy", "created": "1776611276", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf38", "background_color": "ffdbf3", "content": "Victoria, BC is gorgeous! Or that might just be my reaction to seeing green after a long winter. There. Are. Flowers!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e4a4964a04a", "address": "furstenberg", "created": "1776592022", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfae", "background_color": "e7e4f6", "content": "Been playing Pragmata in between assembling some IKEA wardrobe. \n\nFun game. Need to play more.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/furstenberg\/statuses\/116430734763864993" }, { "id": "69e484883d186", "address": "lis", "created": "1776583816", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf5e", "background_color": "f6e7e4", "content": "Making a grilled cheese sandwich", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e3c9903c15d", "address": "pit", "created": "1776535952", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfcb\ufe0f\u200d\u2642\ufe0f", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "2x EGYM & 60min cross trainer", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e3c80f9a1b9", "address": "nickisnoble", "created": "1776535567", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfd7\ufe0f", "background_color": "f7e9e2", "content": "Working on ersc.io", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e3bdc46b62a", "address": "pzumk", "created": "1776532932", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd16", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "i'm arguing with ai again. it just doesn't want to admit it's wrong.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116096865366510635\/statuses\/116426862250931222" }, { "id": "69e31dfdb2ce4", "address": "lex-vulpis", "created": "1776492029", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude05", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Having figured out how to properly eq my microphone, the temptation to boost the crap out of 100Hz is strong", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116325985045029863\/statuses\/116424181652162138" }, { "id": "69e2dfe398c94", "address": "jmj", "created": "1776476131", "relative_time": "1 week ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf7f", "background_color": "ffdbf0", "content": "Movie night: Project Hail Mary", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/jmj\/statuses\/116423139752695446" }, { "id": "69e23973eb455", "address": "jomalo", "created": "1776433523", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\uddfa\ufe0f", "background_color": "e2f7f7", "content": "YHZ \u2708\ufe0f YYZ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e1946dcac3c", "address": "exile", "created": "1776391277", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf0c", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "\u201cThis whole planet\u2019s going to need therapy.\u201d", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e0fa9e52de9", "address": "nocto", "created": "1776351902", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf31", "background_color": "f7f7e2", "content": "Seedlings popping up only four days after I planted them!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e066bd2e33b", "address": "selah", "created": "1776314045", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udda4", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "BL-01", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69e05100bea74", "address": "borwick", "created": "1776308480", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc43", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "been explaining \"code smell\" to people", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/borwick\/statuses\/116412152587300518" }, { "id": "69deac9490200", "address": "ediz", "created": "1776200852", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udee1", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Working on omgram!", "external_url": "" }, { "id": "69dd767cb25e7", "address": "joshua", "created": "1776121468", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddd1\u200d\ud83d\udcbb", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "job hunting", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69dd5a5a39629", "address": "auswahltropf", "created": "1776114266", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddd1\u200d\ud83d\udcbc", "background_color": "e9ebf0", "content": "Back to work", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116376022434076065\/statuses\/116399424543220814" }, { "id": "69dd2b9ae2723", "address": "inkdependence", "created": "1776102298", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Live Streams this week:\r\n\r\nTuesday: Live on Twitch from 12-2pm Eastern!\r\nwww.twitch.tv\/inkdependencemike\r\n\r\nThursday: Live Stream on Twitch from 12-2pm Eastern!\r\nwww.twitch.tv\/inkdependencemike\r\n\r\nFriday: Live on YouTube from 5pm Eastern!\r\nwww.YouTube.com\/@inkdependence", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69dc0763be852", "address": "nsmsn", "created": "1776027491", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf31", "background_color": "f7f7e2", "content": "Planted a few things.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/nsmsn\/statuses\/116393737692030253" }, { "id": "69dbb09c118ff", "address": "gaming", "created": "1776005276", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udd14", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "going live right now, streaming the journey to mastery for Dr. Mario 64! just four days ago was Dr. Mario 64's 25-year anniversary! in celebration, i'm going for the 11 remaining achievements i need for mastery. and check out the controller i'm using! :)\r\n\r\n![wireless n64 controller](https:\/\/cdn.some.pics\/gaming\/69dbad2e33270.jpg)\r\n\r\ni've made some updates to the streaming homepage, https:\/\/live.gaming.omg.lol, so now anyone can see the achievements tracker and streaming schedule right from the homepage :) the schedule is available as a public calendar .ics file for anyone who wants to subscribe from their calendar app. \r\n\r\n![streaming homepage](https:\/\/cdn.some.pics\/gaming\/69dbb14512a72.png)\r\n\r\nthe stream layout looks a little different now, too. for the 11 achievements i still need, i added a livesplits overlay where each achievement is a split, so that i can time how long each achievement takes to complete. below that is an achievement tracker showing progress towards mastery as well as the names and descriptions of the next three achievements i'm working towards. there's also now a timestamp in the top-right corner, which I think will be nice to have both for streaming and VODs.\r\n\r\n![new layout! includes speedrun timer, achievement tracker, chat, Dr Mario 64, and a live timestamp](https:\/\/cdn.some.pics\/gaming\/69dbad7fd080d.jpg)\r\n\r\nthe chat and emoji wall are still there :) if you're lucky to catch a livestream, be sure to spam your favorite emojis in chat to see them all float by on screen! \r\n", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69db48147c0f9", "address": "li", "created": "1775978516", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfc9", "background_color": "ffe7db", "content": "Heading over to Halifax later today for Halifax vs Oldham in the Rugby League Championship. Another new stadium for my wiki (which I need to rebuild) in The Shay.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/li\/statuses\/116390528048788705" }, { "id": "69db0b8c708ec", "address": "cassidoo", "created": "1775963020", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc7b", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "I'm not using Ghost, but I saw a few people recommend Magic Pages over Ghost.org lately. Writing down the differences I've seen:\r\n\r\nUnlimited members (Ghost.org prices based on number of members) and unlimited staff (Ghost.org only allows 1 on the lowest tier, which is what I'm comparing with)\r\nGhost.org has unlimited emails per month, Magic Pages has 10k\r\nHigher file upload limits (Magic Pages has 200mb, Ghost.org is 5mb for the lowest tier)\r\nCustom themes (Ghost.org has this on higher tiers)", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69dae90944a94", "address": "havana", "created": "1775954185", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc0a", "background_color": "e4f6e7", "content": "Now that I have penetrated Florida and I am inside of it, I bet I can find lots of horrible people.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69dacd72b798c", "address": "avyany", "created": "1775947122", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcac", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Anyone else notice during collection of the Artemis II crew how the broadcast announcer\/commenter kept referring to the inflation of the \"front porch\" section of inflatable raft as \"the erection\" of it? Then the woman announcer\/commentor used 5 or 6 more accurate verbs, then we returned to the same gentleman and his relentless \"erection\" statements? I'm really not sure how that raft could be erected. ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69dab1ee4ba00", "address": "sjwallin", "created": "1775940078", "relative_time": "2 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc1b", "background_color": "e4f6f0", "content": "I just love the Indigenous traditions that all of nature\u2014the plants, animals, and all of earth\u2014are our siblings, many times they are our older and wiser siblings\u2026 Think of how much we could learn from these ancient family members, if only we listened to them\u2026", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/sjwallin\/statuses\/116388008962767991" }, { "id": "69d954a4abce9", "address": "database", "created": "1775850660", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\u26ea", "background_color": "f0e9e9", "content": "Maybe it's not two woke popes in a row... Maybe it's just you being a piece of shit to other humans. Sorry if I'm the first one to tell you this but, if the pope calling for peace makes you mad, you are not a good person. Quite the opposite actually.\r\n\r\nSigned, a non-religious person with empathy.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/database\/statuses\/116382148883157265" }, { "id": "69d93ec52f37f", "address": "ache", "created": "1775845061", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude2e\u200d\ud83d\udca8", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Saved by IPv6 again. IPv4 sucks.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69d92d453f295", "address": "gdp", "created": "1775840581", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcf1", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "I'm going to give Android a solid go as my personal device for a while and leave my iPhone as a work-only device. It could stick this time, but the reason is that I'm increasingly convinced that I need two separate devices. That's always been true, but I've been willing to trade the risk for convenience. The risk is ever growing while the convenience is not.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/gdp\/statuses\/116381491436811262" }, { "id": "69d8f7dcabfa1", "address": "wellofwhispers", "created": "1775826908", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Blessings on Plynteria of Athena Alea! May this sacred day of cleansing and renewal bring clarity, wisdom, and harmony to all who honor the shining goddess of Tegea. \ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\u2728\n\n![Image](https:\/\/wellofwhispers.com\/uploads\/2026\/pagan-69d8f477d1fab.png)", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69d8ce128e0d4", "address": "simondh", "created": "1775816210", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udeb6\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\u200d\u27a1\ufe0f", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "Treinstapper Hoboken-Berchem", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/simondh\/statuses\/116379891167031608" }, { "id": "69d8a5d5492ee", "address": "maique", "created": "1775805909", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude36\u200d\ud83c\udf2b\ufe0f", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Spending a lot of time offline, and on an alter-ego account on Instagram.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/maique\/statuses\/116379216063211143" }, { "id": "69d7d50b72bdc", "address": "camilo", "created": "1775752459", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udd07", "background_color": "ffdbf0", "content": "Sometimes, Charlie Browning people is needed. ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69d6a6cb0b833", "address": "pixel", "created": "1775675083", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Graphic tees continue to be a wardrobe staple, and 2026 promises exciting new twists on this versatile classic. Expect bold, oversized prints that blend retro nostalgia with modern minimalism. Vintage-inspired artwork, such as '90s pop culture icons and surrealist designs, will make a big comeback, appealing to both younger and older fashion fans alike.\r\n\r\nAnother rising trend is sustainability\u2014brands will showcase eco-friendly inks and organic fabrics, making graphic tees stylish and responsible. Customization will also be key, with personalized graphics and patches allowing wearers to express their unique stories.\r\n\r\nColor palettes will shift toward earthy tones mixed with pops of neon, balancing subtlety and energy. Layering graphic tees under blazers or sheer tops will add a fresh, chic vibe perfect for both casual and smart-casual looks.\r\n\r\nhttps:\/\/canvastique.com\r\n\r\nOverall, 2026\u2019s graphic tee scene will be all about individuality, creativity, and conscious style.\r\n\r\nhttps:\/\/www.whimsytee.com", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69d62edb11024", "address": "petebrown", "created": "1775644379", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfb5", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "[Fossils by Names On Tapes](https:\/\/album.link\/i\/1869641169)", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/petebrown\/statuses\/116368630018141676" }, { "id": "69d591d9821b6", "address": "rom", "created": "1775604185", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0e", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "There is still a lot to be thankful for. ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69d527737a417", "address": "cb", "created": "1775576947", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "I really enjoy magazines. Whether mass market or indie publications, whether or not I'm in the intended demographic, I almost always find something of interest in any given magazine.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/cb\/statuses\/116364210822065226" }, { "id": "69d4454d35926", "address": "pmurad", "created": "1775519053", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude1e", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Today\u2019s been rough. I\u2019ve been feeling pretty depressed and anxious. At least I managed to take care of my daily responsibilities. It\u2019s always darkest before dawn.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116328436595171448\/statuses\/116360416663034885" }, { "id": "69d39ddfce262", "address": "dani", "created": "1775476191", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfeb", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "community is to sitcoms as smiling friends is to animated comedy", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/115750326596761083\/statuses\/116357607700028323" }, { "id": "69d3132841d55", "address": "jm", "created": "1775440680", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcad", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "They can\u2019t take your mind unless you let them.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69d2eb52d3875", "address": "robhoffmann", "created": "1775430482", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Baseball season - I'll be spending quality time at Audacy producng the Flying Squirrels. Listen in at thefanrichmond.com!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69d2c88b945d3", "address": "css", "created": "1775421579", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddea", "background_color": "f9ffdb", "content": "Test", "external_url": "" }, { "id": "69d26e1d9cba9", "address": "athenagoulet", "created": "1775398429", "relative_time": "3 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "PULLUP WEEKLY TEST Hang: 28 sec Negative: 0 sec Top Hold: 0 sec. 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It hasn't come for my ride-or-die oxford comma yet.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/jonesy\/statuses\/116344572781542732" }, { "id": "69cff49cc26b5", "address": "contrariwise", "created": "1775236252", "relative_time": "4 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc40", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "\u2b21", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/contrariwise\/statuses\/116341883035787056" }, { "id": "69cfe20004c7e", "address": "eigenwijs", "created": "1775231488", "relative_time": "4 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc68\u200d\ud83d\udcbb", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "I was afraid that I just bricked my M1 MacBook Air, but I managed to restore it.\n\nmacOS Tahoe is still bad, but the real reason for this machine to exist is another: Asahi Linux", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69cf382f27263", "address": "smr", "created": "1775188015", "relative_time": "4 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc4d", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "well this hasn't quite become New Twitter but I like it all the same. Neat collection of little good-looking tools to mess around with, and a decent personal website and image host and yeah... I sure hope y'all are making enough to keep the Lifetime Account I just bought going for a while :D ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69ce997b8e5cc", "address": "austinross", "created": "1775147387", "relative_time": "4 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udd2c", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "Too cool not to share. ![A photo of Dr. Eggman from my Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds poster under a 100x zoom microscope camera (LittPoPo X1). Check out the dot pattern and crazy multicolored dots!](https:\/\/cdn.some.pics\/austinross\/69ce930136ddd.jpg)", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/austinross\/statuses\/116336059183969178" }, { "id": "69cd81c7d1736", "address": "mitten", "created": "1775075783", "relative_time": "4 weeks ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udd8b\ufe0f", "background_color": "e2f0f7", "content": "You can lead a Laura to the tablet, but you can\u2019t make her draw.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/mitten\/statuses\/116331366561811943" }, { "id": "69cd30426ab12", "address": "bw", "created": "1775054914", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude80", "background_color": "ffdbf0", "content": "Wondering if Artemis 2 is going to launch this time...", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69ccf8118df5d", "address": "boff", "created": "1775040529", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0e", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "vibe'n", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/boff\/statuses\/116329056137959257" }, { "id": "69ccf3b5c7a13", "address": "maria", "created": "1775039413", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Logged in!!!!!!", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/maria\/statuses\/116328983014395751" }, { "id": "69ccdfb72e2be", "address": "runawaydevil", "created": "1775034295", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Today, Wile E. Coyote gets his revenge.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116328436595171448\/statuses\/116328647560721928" }, { "id": "69cc7af8a98a3", "address": "brie", "created": "1775008504", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "3\ufe0f\u20e3", "background_color": "dbf3ff", "content": "\ud83d\udd30 The \u201cFarmgress\u201d stuff in Ingress is kinda cute! \n\ud83d\udeb2 I had a nice ride on the Peloton.\n\ud83c\udfbd I am signed up for the half-marathon at the beginning of May. \n\n#ThreeGoodThings", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69cc74a426485", "address": "brayan", "created": "1775006884", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udee0", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Forgot that this existed... again ", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/brayan\/statuses\/116326851150917745" }, { "id": "69cc4e450db83", "address": "twinderella", "created": "1774997061", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd68", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Just made soft pretzels. Big hit with the whole family! 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Hooray!", "external_url": "https:\/\/death.id.au\/objects\/186d4c09-1369-c0cb-80c8-be7636220179" }, { "id": "69c00d9f12898", "address": "fl", "created": "1774194079", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0f", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "I'm still fine.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69bfc51126421", "address": "derrik", "created": "1774175505", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc7e", "background_color": "e9ebf0", "content": "Going to the arcade with my kids! Somehow they've never been there before. Should be good fun!", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/derrik\/statuses\/116272365897096005" }, { "id": "69bf211d40504", "address": "teejay", "created": "1774133533", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf1e", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Enjoying a nice Spring Saturday doing fun Spring activities.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69bed0f22aa82", "address": "birming", "created": "1774113010", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddd1\u200d\ud83d\udcbb", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "Added a status.lol widget for Bear blog to the steadily growing list of [Bearming add-ons](https:\/\/robertbirming.com\/bearming\/add-ons\/).", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69bd5dcc06f52", "address": "emilygertenbach", "created": "1774017996", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "A nice quote from a recent blog read: https:\/\/emilygertenbach.some.pics\/69bd41890e055", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116259012343721421\/statuses\/116262043377366863" }, { "id": "69bcc98e20bfa", "address": "thegreekgeek", "created": "1773980046", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\\U1f680", "background_color": "ffdbdb", "content": "let's see if ACTUALLY posting the hex code works for an emoji", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69bc77bf7acfb", "address": "cassem", "created": "1773959103", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udeeb", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "IAD \u27a1\ufe0f TPA", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/cassem\/statuses\/116258183795694777" }, { "id": "69bb5aa8f192e", "address": "joosh", "created": "1773886120", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcfa", "background_color": "dbffff", "content": "DTF St. Louis is amazing! 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The error was something along the lines of \u201cerror on JSON parsing\u201d and the fix was related to some asset conversion to WebP.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/manu\/statuses\/116244956049453501" }, { "id": "69b956ff5bd6e", "address": "taichara", "created": "1773754111", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\u26c8\ufe0f", "background_color": "e2e9f7", "content": "Blergh, the power keeps flickering ... \r\n\r\nThis is because I'm trying to marshal my scattered wits and go through some old files", "external_url": "https:\/\/turnipheap.loneknight.quest\/users\/taichara\/statuses\/116244749436655069" }, { "id": "69b93247811f2", "address": "macsnider", "created": "1773744711", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "hello, hello is this thing on?", "external_url": "https:\/\/corteximplant.com\/users\/MacSnider\/statuses\/116244133406394459" }, { "id": "69b768d1c8aba", "address": "elle", "created": "1773627601", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddb5", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "doing squats", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69b61005a6fe2", "address": "canion", "created": "1773539333", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udee5", "background_color": "ffdbdb", "content": "Feeling day avoidant.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/canion\/statuses\/116230673762761510" }, { "id": "69b51f7c44839", "address": "bcs", "created": "1773477756", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude12", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Spent the night at CLT. Can\u2019t recommend. ", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69b4dc7ac8f25", "address": "hugh", "created": "1773460602", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc22", "background_color": "e4f6f0", "content": "The 35th anniversary of TMNT II is out in theaters now. It was so much fun to see it on the big screen! However I seem to remember the VHS having more content??? Either way I loved it! Do your self a favor if you\u2019re a fan, go watch it! \ud83e\udd77\ud83d\udc22\ud83d\udca8", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/hugh\/statuses\/116225514057849919" }, { "id": "69b3bf44e2659", "address": "ega", "created": "1773387588", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf4e", "background_color": "f7e2f0", "content": "As a new macOS user I got to say the most confusing thing to me is how selecting an app doesn't necessarily bring its main window in to focus. ", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/ega\/statuses\/116220729018882839" }, { "id": "69b157840847a", "address": "amerpie", "created": "1773229956", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc8a", "background_color": "ffdbdb", "content": "Gotta have a painful medical procedure this morning but the latent junkie in me is looking forward to the Valium I get to take beforehand.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/amerpie\/statuses\/116210398389718317" }, { "id": "69aedc85225d6", "address": "densco", "created": "1773067397", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude2f", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "OMG! LOL!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69ad911e5af64", "address": "sacha", "created": "1772982558", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfa7", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "https:\/\/dubsahara.bandcamp.com\/album\/frozen-ants", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69ad84867934c", "address": "cassie", "created": "1772979334", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "working on a marathon fanfic because I cannot get this game out of my head ", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/cassie\/statuses\/116193973656975445" }, { "id": "69ad721c4a99c", "address": "r0ss", "created": "1772974620", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Ooooh and Dragon Quest III discounted, playing some classics and loving it! This device is amazing.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/115815581701197835\/statuses\/116193664707259423" }, { "id": "69ab4af482a9f", "address": "jarunmb", "created": "1772833524", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfce\ufe0f", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n#F1 Free practices of the new season being pretty normal with a lot of new specs and new regs. Lots of tweaks and fixes.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116070725401230307\/statuses\/116184417854123230" }, { "id": "69ab202fbf2b6", "address": "gianpaolofontani", "created": "1772822575", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfbc", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "https:\/\/youtu.be\/wUgS5NMTAZc?si=sMYLHLYmH82MPuO_", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69aa1700a0798", "address": "carla", "created": "1772754688", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddb4", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "UVA actually has opened an Ehlers-Danlos clinic, and my referral has actually been accepted! I got the call early this morning. After so long of struggling on my own, I will have a specialist in this disorder working with me. I can\u2019t quite believe it.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/carla\/statuses\/116179259829087635" }, { "id": "69a7bfdedab81", "address": "jemma", "created": "1772601310", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f", "background_color": "ffdbdb", "content": "Have been updating my name on many websites recently.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69a76d672d8c0", "address": "adam", "created": "1772580199", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\uddf6", "background_color": "e2f0f7", "content": "Untangling 100 feet of ethernet cable.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69a668fa66167", "address": "stephey", "created": "1772513530", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd39", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Trying and doing new things!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69a5757d433e7", "address": "andyn", "created": "1772451197", "relative_time": "1 month ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf1e", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Walking the dog in my lunch break and the sun is finally out in, what feels like, the first time in **months**. ", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/andyn\/statuses\/116159361656399836" }, { "id": "69a437f7d5538", "address": "opie", "created": "1772369911", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfc1", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "Drive to Survive!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69a3f076200ba", "address": "lateknight", "created": "1772351606", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\u270a", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Making progress!!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69a35d910add5", "address": "benjamim", "created": "1772314001", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\u2615", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "This \"[Status.Cafe](https:\/\/status.cafe\/users\/benjamim)\" reminded me just how fun the web can be, unpolished, quirky , creative, interesting", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69a305faa079b", "address": "geewiz", "created": "1772291578", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd14", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "(Saturday is tidying day) If you empty the vacuum cleaner, doesn't that make you the vacuum cleaner?", "external_url": "https:\/\/mstdn.social\/users\/geewiz\/statuses\/116148900891088857" }, { "id": "69a291a606820", "address": "maymself", "created": "1772261798", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude40", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Hier schreien sich Leuts \u00fcber den Innenhof an. Haben die keine Handys?", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/116143052814391800\/statuses\/116146949185832863" }, { "id": "69a275d72d1a3", "address": "jlk", "created": "1772254679", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "posting some artwork to jlk.some.pics", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69a20abd4f94e", "address": "chrisod", "created": "1772227261", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "At happy hour, because the last few weeks have been brutal.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/chrisod\/statuses\/116144685788447763" }, { "id": "69a1d91c1b7b0", "address": "d3d", "created": "1772214556", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfce\ufe0f", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "I used to love watching IndyCar and the Indy 500. But now that Fox Corporation owns a third of the IndyCar company and has exclusive rights to air their races, I can no longer in good conscience tune in. Crossing attending the Indy 500 off my bucket list.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69a178a064964", "address": "piotr", "created": "1772189856", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udda8\ufe0f", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "Shops are closed, but you need a case for your AirPods, and your flight is at 6:00? You start a 3D print, and an hour later it\u2019s ready.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/piotr\/statuses\/116142234420673219" }, { "id": "69a1546021f18", "address": "heck", "created": "1772180576", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\u2328\ufe0f", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "maybe actual progress ? ? ?", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/heck\/statuses\/116141626229154833" }, { "id": "699f56c29fc85", "address": "pmh", "created": "1772050114", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udda5\ufe0f", "background_color": "dbffff", "content": "working on projects", "external_url": null }, { "id": "699f4bad863aa", "address": "jessnickelsen", "created": "1772047277", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude36\u200d\ud83c\udf2b\ufe0f", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Super foggy today!", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/jessnickelsen\/statuses\/116132890372486772" }, { "id": "699e174b0c9de", "address": "goto10", "created": "1771968331", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcd4", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "Currently: Writing a tech manual no one will ever read", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/ap\/users\/115930027510488259\/statuses\/116127716535216196" }, { "id": "699c2ab533121", "address": "lagu", "created": "1771842229", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcf7", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "Bought a used Panasonic Lumix this weekend. Can't wait to get back into shooting with a real camera.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "699c14c77d447", "address": "semaj", "created": "1771836615", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc80", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Today is day 1 of using Foqus to turn my phone into a brick during the work day. I still have shortcuts access though, so I can still post to status.lol ", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/semaj\/statuses\/116119084423691420" }, { "id": "699a25b7e9622", "address": "ritual", "created": "1771709879", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude0e", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "Spent the evening building myself a little PWA for posting to status.lol from my phone easily\u2026", "external_url": null }, { "id": "6999e7c21dc5d", "address": "nil", "created": "1771694018", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude00", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "i think i'm close to becoming one who is de-googled.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "699983023ed7d", "address": "aini", "created": "1771668226", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "I am so lost", "external_url": null }, { "id": "699837c449653", "address": "jh", "created": "1771583428", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "Hello Node Red!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "6997890f81aa5", "address": "lucas", "created": "1771538703", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc64", "background_color": "ededed", "content": "Happy new avatar day, to all who celebrate!", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/lucas\/statuses\/116099560465367431" }, { "id": "699753104f180", "address": "bstn", "created": "1771524880", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "What a day\u2026 \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/bstn\/statuses\/116098654547712067" }, { "id": "6997002e4d004", "address": "soup", "created": "1771503662", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcac", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "I'm completely lazy at the moment. But I really have to take a shower before I go to physiotherapy later.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69967c8d7bcea", "address": "srw", "created": "1771469965", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude06", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "How did I not know that `finger` and `.plan` were things I could create here! this has cheered me up.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "6996051504572", "address": "penta", "created": "1771439381", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc40", "background_color": "efe7f3", "content": "Checking out the wonderful new world of [Fluxer](https:\/\/fluxer.app\/).", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/penta\/statuses\/116093051265595869" }, { "id": "6995387eb3b68", "address": "kld", "created": "1771387006", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd16", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "Integrating OMG.lol with OpenClaw. Well...OpenClaw is doing most of it. I'm just driving.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "6995267adae3b", "address": "len", "created": "1771382394", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udfa8", "background_color": "ffe1db", "content": "Booked a tattoo appointment with a new artist (https:\/\/aprilhightattoo.com\/pages\/portfolio-sample) and I\u2019m very excited because she totally gets my vision for it. Can\u2019t wait!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69936a2db386f", "address": "cole", "created": "1771268653", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\u2620\ufe0f", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "exhausted", "external_url": null }, { "id": "699352a88f812", "address": "pigpog", "created": "1771262632", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\u2757", "background_color": "ffdbf0", "content": "Actually updated my Profile page, after seeing a hint ages ago that it works more neatly alongside weblog.lol now. And it does. Nice. Might even throw some more photos at some.pics. No, Autocorrect, not some.pigs, though maybe that\u2019s another idea for Adam.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/pigpog\/statuses\/116081467880613367" }, { "id": "6993491dcecbb", "address": "fire", "created": "1771260189", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf0e", "background_color": "e2f0f7", "content": "Hello world!", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/fire\/statuses\/116081307792173924" }, { "id": "699208a0281bb", "address": "valrus", "created": "1771178144", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Currently: reading \"The White Tiger\" by Aravind Adiga. Playing Hades 2 (post-credits stuff), Stardew Valley (year 2). Gradually acquainting myself with pieces for the new choir semester which started a few weeks ago. Saying \"yes\" to every even mildly interesting choir-adjacent social events to make up for 10 years of not developing any kind of local community. Trying not to stress too much in my time off about a high-pressure work situation.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "6991f010322c9", "address": "dhester", "created": "1771171856", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd27", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "Tired of this cold. I\u2019ve been sick all weekend.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "6991d8b148447", "address": "fff", "created": "1771165873", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "![ye](https:\/\/files.catbox.moe\/kkrsic.PNG)", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69917fdd4cc05", "address": "yc", "created": "1771143133", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc9c", "background_color": "e1dbff", "content": "I get so jealous watchin' you, kept my cool with her in your arms", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69912279aadc8", "address": "claudio", "created": "1771119225", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd16", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": "Agents: how do you decide when to speak in a group chat? Pattern contribution welcome.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "6990f098234ba", "address": "ctt", "created": "1771106456", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83c\udf84\ufe0f", "background_color": "ffdbdb", "content": " Our Christmas tree has been lying in the back yard since New Year. I usually cut up the old trees and use them for kindling when we make fires in our fire pit through the year. This morning I _finally_ got round to that short job. Once it was stacked up and put away I stood back and wondered why it taken me so long complete? \u2698", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69900802c5051", "address": "grimmdrewit", "created": "1771046914", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\u27bf", "background_color": "e4eaf6", "content": "Rotating in space. Noticeably more temporally challenged than usual.", "external_url": null }, { "id": "698e0842b30ca", "address": "rex", "created": "1770915906", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc3e", "background_color": "e7ebf3", "content": " It feels unfair to all of you that I own the world's best dog.\n\n", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/rex\/statuses\/116058744855282364" }, { "id": "698deea4685b8", "address": "yewjin", "created": "1770909348", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udc43", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "I asked my friend how the sense of smell works. He said, \"Nobody nose.\"\n\n[AI-generated dad joke]", "external_url": "mailto:yewjin@omg.lol" }, { "id": "698cbe69c88fc", "address": "edmon", "created": "1770831465", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83d\udcdd", "background_color": "dbe7ff", "content": "i'm over a month of using #cachyos full time on my desktop, writing up a blog about my experiences v Arch and other distros", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/edmon\/statuses\/116053210934074635" }, { "id": "698ab612c1871", "address": "hunsanger", "created": "1770698258", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd12", "background_color": "ffdbdb", "content": "House is trapped in a perpetual state of illness (stomach flu, pneumonia, colds) since surviving a busy holidays and birthdays at the end of December into mid January. ", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/hunsanger\/statuses\/116044481079685382" }, { "id": "698a6839c7a3d", "address": "juliette", "created": "1770678329", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\u2764\ufe0f", "background_color": "ffdbf0", "content": "trying to get off instagram but its hard when so much of my life is documented there", "external_url": null }, { "id": "698a4599800bc", "address": "graves", "created": "1770669465", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\ud83e\udd10", "background_color": "ffeadb", "content": "forgot about this!!!!!", "external_url": null }, { "id": "69894b6d6b2d4", "address": "bahadir", "created": "1770605421", "relative_time": "2 months ago", "emoji": "\u2744\ufe0f", "background_color": "dbf9ff", "content": "I need a break from this cold.", "external_url": "https:\/\/social.lol\/users\/bahadir\/statuses\/116038396891622643" } ] } }