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                "content": "Settling in to watch some more Black Mirror.",
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                "content": "Working on my SVG animation skills! (Have you tried clicking around the top of the omg.lol landing page?)",
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                "content": "Tickets for Princess Mononoke acquired!",
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                "content": "Received some very lovely mail earlier. Hand-written, and from across the ocean! It really brightened my day.",
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                "content": "Having a relaxing evening after a super active (but great) day.",
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                "content": "Almost finished with a new style.",
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                "content": "85 days until Severance returns!",
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                "content": "Doing a larger-than-normal amount of writing.",
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                "content": "Supporting Relay for St. Jude in as many ways as I can!",
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                "content": "Behind on everything, but determined to catch up.",
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                "content": "Making some exciting changes to enhance omg.lol\u2019s email security.",
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                "content": "Enjoying the May flowers.",
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                "content": "Fighting with a new mail server.",
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                "content": "Registering another domain.",
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                "content": "Adding the ability to send custom headers when using Statuslog webhooks.",
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                "content": "Thawing out after getting holiday lights up and running tonight.",
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                "content": "Finally coming up for air after a hectic several weeks at work.",
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                "content": "Thinking about how to manage a steady stream of DMs across multiple platforms.",
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                "content": "Working on DNS Kitchen!",
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                "content": "Breakfast, best meal of the day.",
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                "content": "So much work to do!",
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                "content": "A new project means a new domain.",
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                "content": "Cooking up something new!",
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                "content": "Getting Terminal Land to a somewhat more stable state.",
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                "content": "Tinkering.",
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                "content": "Getting proven.lol up and running soon!",
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